Drummer Josh Freese has played with top artists like Nine Inch Nails, Devo and A Perfect Circle, and today, for the release of his solo album entitled Since 1972, he has presented us with a free track to download and a “price menu” that offers some outlandish, limited-edition packages alongside the album.

The menu lets you spend anywhere from $7, for the digital download, to $20,000 for Josh to join your band for a month and includes a game of miniature golf with Freese, singer Maynard James Keenan from Tool and Mark Mothersbaugh from Devo. For $1,000, you can get drunk with Josh and cut each other’s hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse (filmed and posted on YouTube of course).